64bitwar:

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

hotanimegirl:

this gif ruined my life

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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

2-shane-s:

but can you fuck it?

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

human:

when someone says they dont like me

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thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.

faqoloqy:

holy fuck this is all I’ve ever dreamed of

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

depressionista:

                                distraptor
velociraptor =     ———————-

                               timeraptor

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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I was really hoping I wouldn’t see ‘him’ on my dash today but nooo tumblr only likes to shove pictures of him in my face when I’m pissed off ohhhh