horrorscopes

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

Are you fucking serious

Literally the same day I see this there’s a Scorpio which I’m pissed off with because he’s manipulative but nobody notices because he’s hot

Like wtf this is the most accurate horoscope ever

the-blackdaria:

lovelylilli:

babeobaggins:

nothing will ever be as funny as this is

Ooooooooookkkkkkkkk…..

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Everytime lmaoo

veebrak:

sigurrossgeller:

it’s tomorrow

we have to save her

camsfarts:

oliveracedavis:

faunagrey:

basedgods-cold-hands:

skranime:

clestroying:

lackabond:

parkermurdock:

i have spent 4 years searching for this video

if you can watch this video all the way through then youre a person who should not meddled with

i only last 35 seconds

delete this video 

I beat my record: 1:13 

I’m so upset right now. I’ve never so badly wanted to smash someone’s head into a table.

What in the fuck?!

I lasted 18 seconds and now have a murderous rage brewing inside me.

I got the whole way through but it gave me stomach ulcers

Though I lost my shit at the guy 50 seconds in

tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

sideb00b:

sideb00b:

I’ll keep you posted.

I wish he would just be a dick to me and allow me to move on..

staff:

HQ Update: New hat policy went into effect today, August 1.

And how is this fixing the video player

Fun fact about me: I actually get really pissed if you don’t reply to my messages

Like if you’re busy or something then just fucking tell me and I’d prefer if you didn’t lie either

Like give me some sort of reason not to reply, because if I’m making an effort to try and speak to you, which for a lot of people is a hard thing for me to do, if you fucking ignore a simple ‘hey’ message it’s gonna fuck me up tbh

And if I tell you that I don’t mind you ignoring messages I’m obviously lying

Everything has pissed me off today omg

dlubes:

when one of your fav mutuals likes your selfie but doesn’t reblog it

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